Shorter Dudes... revisited

I just got an email from the higher ups that stated that we were able to read the attached email in classes. The email was from a casting company who wanted small boys to act as elves/extras in an upcoming christmas film entitled 'Mary Christmas'. Looks like there are some perks to being a short dude. They never let me be the elf.

p.s. how do i seriously read that email in class... without laughing?

Soul Sister... hey... everything is gonna be alright

This morning I rolled into work in my car as I was running a little behind. I usually walk. My parking stall is occupied by a father and son in an SUV having a heart to heart. Cute. I reclaim my spot, and rush into my departments friday morning meeting. I grab a muffin to fill my empty stomach, and I spot something on the other end of the table. A huge ziploc bag of pepperoni sticks. My mind stutters for a second... is Lisa here? Nope, but apparently her soul mate is in my department. Hmmm greasy sausage sticks for breakfast (flash back to aisy's birthday).